closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
accidentally killing a pokemon you’re trying to catch in a battle
u dumb dildo they dont die they just knock out
excuse you, i graduated from dildo university with a bachelors degree in applied anal
no but this is ridiculous
how can one show make attractive people even more attractive
over a certain amount of time
i mean thIS HAPPENED AFTER FOUR SEASONS
THIS HAPPENED AFTER ONE
WHAT IS THIS
Whatever they spike in craft service I WANT IT
Enough to fill two ponds.
This needs more notes omg
Easy there ,Friend. Last time someone mentioned a note a fake genius fell from a building.
Time my sister was… GET IT!! i was like get what.. then she pointed and gone… she was like
It was above the bathroom door frame and when i went ta go hit it.. I missed and it flew on me omg i was like
then i knocked it on the floor and smashed it!!! it was sooooooooo gross.. like all kinda white shit came out.. LOL.. and i flushed it to make sure that sucka wasnt coming back to life.. LOL
IM A POWER RANGER!!!!