aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

(via the-love-of-camelot)

officialdogblog:

christmastimeisgone:

officialdogblog:

accidentally killing a pokemon you’re trying to catch in a battle

u dumb dildo they dont die they just knock out

excuse you, i graduated from dildo university with a bachelors degree in applied anal

(Source: circumcisions, via circumcisions)

a-ckleholic:

riddle-my-hiddles:

waywardism:

no but this is ridiculous

how can one show make attractive people even more attractive

over a certain amount of time

i mean thIS HAPPENED AFTER FOUR SEASONS

THIS HAPPENED AFTER ONE

WHAT IS THIS

KEVIN THOUGH

Whatever they spike in craft service I WANT IT

(via i-did-it-for-the-lolz)

longlivingbootyemperor:

thescientificmage:

longlivingbootyemperor:

thecollegegroundhog:

squeewentthefangirl:

longlivingbootyemperor:

Enough to fill two ponds.

This needs more notes omg

Easy there ,Friend. Last time someone mentioned a note a fake genius fell from a building.

STOP THAT

(via draco-you-littleshit)

looneytoonz242:

Time my sister was… GET IT!! i was like get what.. then she pointed and gone… she was like 

It was above the bathroom door frame and when i went ta go hit it.. I missed and it flew on me omg i was like 

then i knocked it on the floor and smashed it!!! it was sooooooooo gross.. like all kinda white shit came out.. LOL.. and i flushed it to make sure that sucka wasnt coming back to life.. LOL

IM A POWER RANGER!!!!